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[LYNNE]

Are we still on the right track for the castle?asked Phillygirl.
Oh yes indeed.Left,right & left just as that little man told you.
You carry on up here.But beware there's a very fickle old dear that guards the gates to the castle.
You will need your wits about you there.
You can see the gates in the distance,there look.

That looks a bit spooky said Micha.
We have no choice but to go on said Mark.

[LYNNE]

We got closer to the gates & wow!This must be the fickle old woman that he was talking about.

I know who that is said Elisabet.It's Chuffin Nora!
I will not let you pass until you all say a rhyme correctly.
Lynne you're first.
What did Peter Piper do?
I began.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
A peck of pickled pepper peter piper picked.
If peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
Then where's the peck of pickled pepper peter piper picked?
ok you're through.
Micha next.

[LYNNE]

Micha.What did the girl do on the sea shore?
Oh I know.
She sold seashells on the seashore!
Ok you go.
Elisabet.
Why did Cinderella have to be home by midnight?
She would turn from riches to rags & her coach would turn into a pumpkin.
Go on then.
Citygal.
Where do all the ghosts hang out in England?
Oh that's easy around my house in London.
Pass through.
Phillygirl.
Say red lorry,yellow lorry quickly ten times.
Ok move along.
Bernie you go on your ankle still looks a little swollen
Gee thanks Chuffin Nora.
Now Mark.
Hurry said Mark I can see Kev coming up the path behind me!
Just let me look into those gorgeous eyes for a minute then you may pass.

He just made it through.
Kev was right behind us.

[LYNNE]

Hello Kev said Chuffin Nora.What can I do for you?

Let me pass I'm following that man.
You know the rules Kev.You have to do something for me first.
Ok what? asked Kev.
Sing for me!
But I can't.I've been gagged!
Then I shall eat you up for my breakfast.
Oh poor Kev.We never saw him again.

[LYNNE]

We reached the castle gates.But whoa they opened fire on us!

Wait Mark shouted to them.Where's Queen Lianne?She knows me.She's been running my site for long enough with Sir Mark.
Cease fire said a voice.
Queen Lianne opened the gates.Welcome.What do you need?

We have all the pieces of the puzzle except the orb.We know it's here somewhere.We can't finish the story without it.
Come in she said.

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[LYNNE]

There's a book over there with details of where you may find the orb.List all my personal belongings you know.

ooohh intersting said Mark.

The key takes us to room 13 where the orb is!
Where's the key? asked Elisabet.
The pet pooch has it on his collar.
He's in his den said Queen Lianne,over there.




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[LYNNE]

He was a friendly pup & Mark had got the key with no trouble.

Room 13 just up the stairs.Here it was.

We turned the key & opened the door.
There it was the final peice of the puzzle!

But what now?

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[LYNNE]

What do we do with it all now?
Queen Lianne said don't worry.Here's Sir Mark coming.He'll know the answer he's good with this kind of stuff.

What do we do with it then? we asked.
Oh easy just chuck it in a pot wizz it all around & that will be the answer to all your dreams!
Ooohh we all gasped.

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[LYNNE]

When we mixed it all there was a massive display of bright lights.

What's that we all cried!

It's a mgic room where you go & live happily ever after said Sir Mark.
You make your wish before you enter.
Mark you first.
Well I just need a beautiful young lady to settle down with.I can see her now.

Mark went into the room with his trusty steed Bernie to live happily ever after.
Me I shacked up with beautiful Keanu for the rest of my days.
As for Micha.
Elisabet.
Citygal & Phillygirl.They can tell how their wishes ended.
Behind the doors of paradise.

I hope you enjoyed the story girls.Give us your endings ladies.
I have enjoyed doing this in my weeks holiday.

[City Gal]

Aww is that it now? Oh well, brilliant story Lynne.

However I didn't end my days with phillygirl, Micha and elisabet (sorry girls) after the quest had finished and I had taken my rest, I knew that England needed a heroine like me, so I offered my services to the King and Queen of England, they accepted me and I lived my days travelling through out the kingdom looking for the bad guys.
I was rewarded handsomely after catching and thrashing an evil warlock and was promoted to being the Prince's right hand woman, he of course found it hard to resist my charms and a year later we married and I lived as a Princess in the castle.

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[LYNNE]

Is the prince anyone famous?
Glad you enjoyed it.Trouble is I'll be back at work next week & I won't have the time.
Maybe I will think of another story & try to do something again.Do you think Kev will see it.lol

[City Gal]

he he well put it this way, his last name is Darcy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LYNNE]

Ooooooooooohhhh Mr.Darcy!lol

[elisabet]

unfortunately, I couldn't top my experience with Mark and the Damzels so I roamed the United States before settling in California where I opened the very first US tea and frangipan shop The number 1 selling item is my award winning Cherry Bakewells.
In the evenings I sit on the beach playing guitar
With my new surfer dude 'Scott'. I would be lying if I said we were just 'friends'! We hope to start a family one day .

Thank you for your time Lynne Back to the drawing board!!



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[LYNNE]

Chuffin Nora & I would love to visit your tea shop one day & meet all the little Scotts & Elisabets running around on the beach.
Hope your cherry bakewells are baked to Mark's high standards!lol