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[LYNNE]

On we went.We were following the compass pointer,which was taking us toward the castle in the distance.
What is that smell?asked Phillygirl.
I think we best be careful.That smells like dragon poop I said.
How do you know?asked Elisabet.
Well would you agree Citygal.See you forget we're Brits & we know dragon poop when we smell it.
It's a real problem in England.The local councils don't know what to do about it.
See it's got a mind of its own!

Omg heres the creature responsible for it.



Now this wouldn't be a bad place if if weren't for all this dragon poop & stuff said Elisabet.
Well do you think I could get away with another kiss asked Mark.
Excuse me are you talking to me? Mr Wahlberg.My name is Charles.
Ooohh maybe not a kiss this time then!
What's up Charles I asked.
Well I'm so sad I've lost my little friend.My puppy Jed.
Look if we help you find him will you help us find the lamp?Mark said.
Deal said Charles.
He's only a tiny little thing.Just keep calling his name.
We split up to find Jed.
Two hours went by & suddenly Micha shouted here he is!

Poor little thing was lost.
Charles was so happy to be reunited with his little mate.
He roared.
Where are you Yourheartsdesire!
Here he was again.



We require a lamp Charles said.
Ah but they have had their three wishes he said.
But I have one left said Charles.
Give them the lamp I command my wish now.
Wow one more item.
Elisabet that's your item to look after.
Phillygirl it's just you sphere left now.

[LYNNE]

Get down again quick said Phillygirl.Another ape scout.

Don't they give up? said Micha.
Im afraid not said Mark.We have to be careful.
Pooh bear flew in.Need some help guys?he asked.
Sure, we would be grateful we said.
Look I'll float up & distract that ape up there.

Wee hee I'll throw honey bombs at him.I love a good brawl.
Wow must be Pooh's other side.Always thought he was so cute.
Ok wait a bit then we go on.

[LYNNE]

We could hear a bell ringing.That must be ringing in Queen Lianne's castle.

That's where we go next.The sphere is there,I know it.
Another figure in the forest.
Oi he shouted.Where might you be going my babbers?

We need to get to the castle to find the sphere.
Mmmmmm he said.Do you know who lives there my babbers.
No we said.
Ahh tis Queen Lianne & her royal subject Sir Mark.
This is my man Norris he will lead you safely.He doesn't say much but he expresses himself very well.

Good luck.

[City Gal]

ha ha ha OMG I think well have to start calling Lianne, Queen Lianne now, see if she likes it.

[LYNNE]

No she might kick me off!

[LYNNE]

More strange things along the pathway.
Hey whose this I asked Norris.
Oh that's Clive.
All the big stars come to see him when they need to learn new clubbing moves.

He's pretty cheap too.

[LYNNE]

Let me know if it takes too long to load.I will have to use smaller pics.

[marks baby love]

Hey Lynne, good nob yeah the pictures are taking longer to laod now, no biggy.

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Micha xoxox
Ktbspa:)

[LYNNE]

Seemed like we were the in feature for the forest wildife.
Hey look at these dudes Midred.They got some nerve trekking through our forest.


Oh Bob.Mildred said.Look who it is.Mark Wahlberg.Can I get his autograph.He's so cute.I really fancy him.
Well I don't said Bob!Come on we don't have time.We only came for a drop of blood.
We had to run fast to save ourselves from the vampire bats.

[marks baby love]

*Micha's sitting in her seat till she see's next post from Lynne* lol

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Micha xoxox
Ktbspa:)

[LYNNE]

We managed to elude Bob & Mildred bat & their posse.
Hey Mark did you see that little bat with the blonde hairdo I said.I think she had the hots for you, she was really close & she had a pen & paper in her hand.I think she wanted your autograph!
Yes I think you're right he said.I am usually very accommodating with things like that,but did you see the size of her teeth!
I thought it would be a litttle dangerous.
Phew that was close.
Come on ladies stick together.

[LYNNE]

Time was moving on.So were we.We had been in the forest for days now.

We needed to see a few more friendly faces.
A little further.
Hey man you can't come this way there's a diversion.Road up!

Go back two miles to the signpost take a left,right & left.That'll put you back on track to the castle.
Ok if we must,my feet ache said Citygal.
Let's try to find a cafe for a cup of tea I said.
We all agreed.

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[LYNNE]

We new we would be ok.After all we were with Mark.What could possibly harm us.
We passed a street vendor.
Look said Elisabet.


We could buy some of those & fight those ape scouts.Hey they would never find us if we could get rid of them.
No ladies Mark said.I don't want anyone to take any risks,we must have a happy ending.

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[LYNNE]

The path was frought with peril.
Watch out Mark!

Quick get hold of his legs!
Certainly will we all cried.We all got a little crushed in the rush to get hold of those legs.
Wow that was close Mark gasped.More dragon poop.
Phew a little smelly said Citygal.Go & wash in the stream.We'll wait here.
Anyone got any binoculers?asked Elisabet.
What do you want those for asked Phillygirl.
Well you want to see Mark washing in the stream don't you?
Ah shame I said.None to be found!

[LYNNE]

Here's Mark.

That's a little better.That poop gets everywhere doesn't it.
Tea & buns over here said a little voice.

Oohh can I have some of that instead ?asked Mark.

Certainly I know it's your favourite.