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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well thanks for tea said Tobey.I'm off.I'm busy you know building a new web for me & the missus.We're expecting a few baby spiders as well.Better make it a four bedroom web I think.
Thanks mate we all said.
Anytime just call.
Hey be careful where you build your web shouted Mark.You know George is using that old bat suit again.He's not very safe behind the controls at the moment.I think he's out of practise.Wouldn't want him snarled up in you new home would you.
Cheers said Tobey.Bye!
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok said Mark.Is everybody ready to move on.
I can see a castle in the distance.Do you think we should head that way.
Yes said Citygal & me.That would be the British thing to do.Head for a castle.
Come on lets go.


A little way up the path.Kev the anaconder jumped out of the bushes.

Ahh he said.Mark Wahlberg.I've been looking for you since the beginning of time!
My you have a big mouth said Mark.Doesn't it ever close.
No I just can't control it said Kev.
Well I might be able to help you there.
Have this gum that will help.

I'm so grateful said Kev.I really think it was starting to run away with me & it was going to get me into trouble.
I even had a run in with Queen Lianne you know!
Wow you're a lucky chap,she could have had you beheaded.She does rule the forest said Phillygirl.
Thank you so much.I'll just slither off now from whence I came.
Would that be from under a stone?asked Mark.
Yes indeed replied Kev.Goodbye.

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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was lots to see as we trekked along the path.
We came accross the local swimming pool.
Allright mate said Elisabet.How long have you been in there then?

Hi there my name is Wayne.I'm the local lifegaurd.I've been in here about 200 years now.I could show you my famous breast stroke but my arms are a little mushy now & I'm afraid they might fall off.
Send me some of those lovely bay watch babes when you get home.
Will do we said as we passed him by.See ya.

[This message has been edited by LYNNE (edited July 25, 2002).]
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey said Micha.Is this the local park keeper?

Would you be able to show us a map of these woods sir?
Ahh a map I do not have.But the magic book which tells all is through that glade.
Cheers mate.
There were magic mushrooms all around.But we needed to remain composed.Maybe later we could have a rave up.

There it was.

We felt like we were being watched as we approached it.

Whatever you do don't sing Mark it could be Kev.
Ok he said just let me have a quick look at the book.It may point the way.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

More! More! More! Please.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark looked through the book.
What does it say asked Citygal.
Well there's some nice rhinestone bikinis & nurses outfits.Really cheap.
Oh get on to the good stuff I said.Well there's a good recipe for cheese on toast.
Come on more said Phillygirl.
How to get rid of ants,is that any use?
no come on.
I don't understand.There are some pictures of things.
What things?I asked.
Look.





I get it we have to find all these things.Like a treasure hunt said Elisabet.
Mark turned the next page.We all jumped backward with surprise.A face that talked to us from the book.

You have to find these things before the forest will release you.There is no wat out until you find them all.
But where do we start.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should we make a shopping list? asked Mark.I have an idea I said.
Mark you be in charge of the compass.Check.
I will be in charge of the gemstone.Check.
Elisabet in charge of the magic lamp.Check.
Citygal in charge of the sword.Check.
Phillygirl in charge of the sphere.Check.
Micha you can be in charge of keeping Kev at bay.He may be back.Check.
Now you must all remember what you are looking for.OK?
Right then Mark.We need the compass first.Let's go a little further to get some clues.


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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Further up the path we came across a busker.

Hey man what are you looking for? he asked.
We need to find a compass Mark said.
Mmmmmm I may be able to point you towards that.But what do I get in return?
How about two tickets to my new film?
Yeah that sounds like a good deal.I'll take em.
Wait here.
Old Pinky went behind a tree.
What's he doing we all thought.
Suddenly behind us.
DA DA!

Here's your compass.I knew it was burried here somewhere.
Do you know where we can find the gemstone?
Just follow the compass.
Easy peasy.
Cheers come on girls.
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City Gal



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gasp oh Lynne, if only you wrote the Harry Potter books first! You would be worth a fortune. I love this story.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would really love to write books & films.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on said Mark.This way.This little pointy arrow says so.
More comotion ahead.Watch out Mark shouted.

It's Mr.M whoa watch it you nearly got us with your hot balls!
Sorry he said I thought you were Kev.
Look Mr.M we have to find all these things.Which do we go for first?
Well there is a lake down there.The sword will probably be there.
Try that first.
The lake was beautiful.
The little frog was doing his shooting practise at the edge of the water.

Can you help us little man?
What do you want.I'm just having my tea.
Can you help us find this sword.Mr M thinks it may be in the lake!
Just one moment I will get my action gear & take a look.But you do know I require somehing in return.
What can we give you.Bugs,bugs& more bugs.
Yuk said Citygal we don't do bugs.
We have to said Elisabet.
Everyone go catch some bugs.
See you in 10 said the frog.
Here he comes said Micha.

You got the bugs he asked.Yep.

The sword is at the bottom.Someone will have to dive in & get it.
Who can hold their breath the longest?
Mark it's time for our kiss I said.We can time ouselves then.
Stand back ladies.Let the dog see the rabbit.
Mark was mesmerised by my moves.

Well I am the author it is allowed.
We kissed.

Come on enough shouted Elisabet.It's been one hour now.No one can hold their breath for that long!
Ok.we said.Mark said I will go get the sword.
In he dived.He'd remembered how to do it from the first movie.Clever lad.
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City Gal



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha ha ha one hour of kissing Mark, that's so not fair!!!!!
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seemed like ages that Mark had gone.But he had held his breath for one hour so we weren't too concerned.
Here he comes.
What took you so long?
Oh there were some very nice ladies down there said Mark.

Anyway I got it!

We were all so pleased how far we had got that we decided the magic mushroom party would be on for tonight.Tomorrow the gem stone.

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marks baby love



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, oh my LYNNE you are freakin blessed!! seriosly make this a novel, ebveryone will buy it!! i know i will!!!! and you can make a movie too, and the pple used can all be the real characters!! i know i'll do it, and i'm sure mark will too...!! haha can't ait till tomorrow!

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Micha xoxox
Ktbspa:)
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We all had a heavy night & some people were not coping with the magic mushroom scene.
Elisabet are you sure you're ok?

Well I'll be ok in a minute.Got any aspirin?
Look I think we should head on up the path follow the pointer & try to get the next thing.
But how do we know what's next asked Micha.
I have no idea said Mark but we have to try.A few miles on.Not another busker Phillygirl gasped.This place is worse than the city centre in the rush hour.

Excuse me mate I said.Do you realise there's no noise coming out of that thing?
Oooohhh I've had a problem with it for ages now.I just don't know what wrong.
Give it to me said Citygal.I'm a trumpet mechanic.
She took the geezers trumpet to bits.
Look what I've found!
You had a blockage mate!And your blockage is what we're looking for.It's the gem.
Thankyou I can earn a crust again.You can have that stone for helping me out.
You're very kind.
Ok who has got what.Stock take.
Mark-compass.
Lynne-Gemstone.
Citygal-sword.
Let's go find some more.




[This message has been edited by LYNNE (edited July 25, 2002).]
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