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Athena75



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2002 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my god! LOL
You're hysterical!!! :lol:lol:lol:lol

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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark & I passed on through the no entry sign.We had discussed in great length about the eascape plan & had agreed we would do all the things that mother had told us not to.(I'll fill you in on the rest later)
We carried on up two mountains in the searing heat & we had just approached the top of the third when this funny little green man sat in a tree said.

Strangers you are.
Tired you are.
Hungry you are.
Lost you are.
Mark said to him.You must be a very wise little green man.
No he said.I just sit in this tree all day & state the obvious!
Carry on down the mountain & turn left where the cat sits on the wall.There you will find Sponge Inn.You can rest there & eat before your final journey to Diddyland.
We got there & knocked on the door.Who goes there? a tiny voice said & someone looked through the peephole at us.

We just need some rest until our final journey in the morning said Mark.Two single rooms please.Ha! I said don't you remember what mother said?.Ok come in said the little voice.Have a nice bowl of gruel before you retire.
We would plan our final walk again in the morning & hope those apes didn't find us during the night.
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City Gal



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao oh Lynne, have you reading too much of The lord of the Rings? Brilliant story!
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The inkeepers baby was so cute,but all that banging in the night that Mark & I had to put up with was so nice.

We were so tired next morning.
A knock came at the door.Breakfast.It was the innkeeper with our porridge.
We opened the door.Mug the innkeeper stood there for a while & omg.It was like something from the X files.He suddenly changed.

Quick lets get outa here Mark screamed.I'll hold him off get outa the window.

We ran like crazy.No breakfast.He was with the apes!How lucky we had been to escape.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We sat on a wall to catch our breath.Hissing Sid called to us.

Mark I can show where you may be able to summon some Human spacecraft to help you.Try thissssssssss.

Mark's keyboard skills were very impressive.
But ooohhhh too fast for the old equipment!

Back to square one.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suddenly a noise.A ship was coming.Great we thought.Then these strange little guys got out.

Hey dudes we saw the smoke.What's happening.Hey look fellas it's Mark Wahlberg.Wow you're very popular on Mars Mark.We could take you back there but I don't think you would breath too well up there.
Anyway best of luck with your journey.Sorry we can't help.Spacecraft only holds three & that's us.
Keep making those cool movies Mark.Bye.
Oh never mind I said.Let's get on.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On we walked.Mark was so chuffed to think he was so big on Mars.
Hey I didn't know I was so big!
You sure are Mark.(I cast my mind back to our night at Sponge Inn.)
It seemed to have given us new hope to face what was coming.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We rounded the corner & suddenly a rustling in the bushes.Mark said get down.(Of course I didn't argue.)
We slowly approached & pulled the bush appart.
What did we find?

Pericles is that you? Mark said.Hey little buddy I didn't know you signed a contract for POTA 2!Yes he said but I only agreed if they ditched the loincloth.
I said be careful Mark.You don't know which side he signed to be on this time.
Mark wanted to bring him with us.I reluctantly agreed.Was he an imposter?
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pericles said hey come & meet my mates.

They are part of the apes ressistance movement.
Their names are Dip.Dip & Dipstick.Don't count on Dipstick too much.He just falls over all the time he just doesn't seem to know where he's going half the time.But he is willing.
I was still suspicious.I think they were ninjas in disguise.Waiting for their moment to capture us.

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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The story continues only if you want it to peeps.Sorry.I'm on holiday at the moment & I have lots of free time & I'm feeling in a bit of a silly mood at the moment.Let me know.Happy or sad ending?
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City Gal



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2002 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmmmmmmmmm well I know if I say happy ending you'll only end up getting married so lets have a sad ending>
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Helen



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Helen,your cartoons are great.Thank-you.I have no idea how they are done.I think Mark's best bet is to re-enter the magnetic storm in the hope that it will spit him out at a more favourable time, like before the apes took over. This could take several attempts; best to invest in a rubber pod.
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Helen



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Lynne, your cartoons are great. Thanks. I have no idea how they are done. I think Leo's best bet is to re-enter the magnetic storm in the hope that it will spit him out at a more favourable time, like before the apes took over. This could take several attempts.Best to invest in a rubber pod.
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LYNNE



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Helen come on girls more ideas for the ending.I'll take you a little further.
Mark & I were baking the beans for supper around the campfire.Pericles,Dip & Dip were having a very intimate chat down by the pond.I was very suspiciuos.Mark said don't worry he's my little friend.It will be ok.Well if Mak said it would be ok then it would.If we had stepped off a cliff & were plummeting five hundred feet & he said that then ok it would be.Meanwhile Dipstick was nowhere to be seen.

I gazed into his eyes in the flickering fire they looked so dreamy & they just made me drift off to another planet.
Suddenly something distracted me.A piece of paper hanging out of Pericles ruck sack.
I opened it.
OMG I said to Mark.It's a Wilbur wanted poster.
Wanted dead or alive for turnip bashing!Reward 50,000$.
There bounty hunters I whispered to Mark.
Mark said boy they must have offered him more money on his contract this time.I can't believe he would join the other side!
We must sneak out of here.Follow me he said.
Off we slithered through the bushes.We sarted walking through the path & stopped suddenly.It was Dipstick.Right in our path.
Mark said get behind me.I'll protect you.

But we were lucky it was Dipstick.He just walked into a tree again.Lucky for us eh!
We had escaped for now.
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marks baby love



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cut cut cut, Mark I love you too much we're not gonna make you get hurt! Your gonna get home safe and sound.

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Micha xoxox
Ktbspa

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