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Lexy
Joined: 24 Jul 2001 Posts: 338
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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What if you don't have a mom? Can I ask you what a shlong is? Can't you just picture what you would say? I can't even explain it!  |
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Emat
Joined: 27 Aug 2001 Posts: 1444 Location: TX (USA)
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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Do I have to draw a picture? LOL
OK, kids...mama has to go to water aerobics so her ass does not drop. But remember...keep up so-to-speak your end of the bargain" or the Mrs. will be all over your stick! (see Fear if you don't get it!)
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Lexy
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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But do you seriosly think he actually broke his "thing" (as the minors say) during sex? What kind of woman was THAT?! And what were they doing?
[This message has been edited by Lexy (edited September 17, 2001).] |
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Emat
Joined: 27 Aug 2001 Posts: 1444 Location: TX (USA)
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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No, it wasn't that, silly Lex! Read the thread...nothing to do with sex.
Alright, now this time I really am leaving for water aerobics! LOL |
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Lexy
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Silly me! I thought it said it was during sex. I'm so embarrassed! But you gotta wonder what kind of "activities" made him break the one eyed wonder worm! |
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markz_gurl187
Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Posts: 94 Location: toronto ontario canada
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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| ew. u can actually break a "one eyed wonder" (in the words of emat)!! that must be pretty hard 2 do. i thought u could only sprain it. |
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Emat
Joined: 27 Aug 2001 Posts: 1444 Location: TX (USA)
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2001 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, no guy has walked away from me injured...LOL. I'd tear Mark Wahlberg to shreds, though...or die trying! Slurp. |
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Lexy
Joined: 24 Jul 2001 Posts: 338
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2001 11:47 am Post subject: |
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Uh, Emat... Slurp? Okay, I now know what you're thinking!
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Emat
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2001 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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