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mrsmercer109
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 3445
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: funniest scene thingy |
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Mr. Hooten: Do you have a job, Tom?
Tommy Corn: I'm a firefighter.
Mrs. Hooten: Oh, God bless *you*! A hero!
Tommy Corn: I'm not a hero. We'd all be heroes if we quit using petroleum, though
the best quotes ever _________________
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markandme
Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 758 Location: Maryland, USA
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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oh yeah thats so funny
SAVE PETROLEUM!!! Oh mark you funny thing you  _________________ *It's a Mark Wahlberg thing you wouldn't understand*
Crazy wit Markobsession
*Mark looks so good it should be illegle
*And on the 8 day God created Mark
*I dont suffer from addiction to Mark i enjoy every second of it |
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mrsmercer109
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 3445
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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lol i now thats y hes so cute _________________
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Jessica_*16*
Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 582 Location: Belgium
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:25 am Post subject: |
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yeah, he had an obsessin with that petroleum thing!!!
laughed my ass off with him!!!  |
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mrsmercer109
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 3445
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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lol true _________________
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MarkIsSleeping

Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Posts: 1809 Location: Wahlberg Island
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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So, I've never really done
anything like this before.
Um, where...
where would we start?
Ow. Ow.
- Did you get it?
- Yeah.
I did. I felt it.
It's hard to describe.
Very, very good.
Your turn.
[Sighs]
Ow.
- Ot so hard.
- Sorry.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow!
Did you get it?
Yeah, you stop thinking.
Yes.
It's fantastic.
It's like I'm here,
but I'm not...
So, I'm not here.
It-It's just...
I... I... I don't know.
Do it one more time.
It's like I'm a rock
or a dish of mold.
I'm whatever else is around.
So I'm free to just exist.
This is the answer.
We just have to be this all day, every day.
- That's the answer.
- Yes.
- Do it again. Do it again.
- NoW.
Careful, my young students...
you cannot stay
in this state all day.
- Why not?
- Yeah, why not?
It is inevitable that you are
drawn back into human drama.
Desire, suffering... everything that exists
in this imperfect world.
- s**t.
- So we get drawn back into human drama...
and how important
we think that is.
Then we do crazy stuff.
We have to go back to the ball...
so we can get the freedom
of being like a... like a dish of mold.
Yes. And then back
to the drama, the suffering.
- It's kind of a crappy deal.
- C'est exactement Ca.
An absurd theatrical
we must play out, back and forth...
from pure being
to human suffering.
But isn't the drama and suffering less
if we do the ball thing every day?
Don't call it "the ball thing."
Call it "pure being."
Doesn't the pure being, ball thing
make the day-to-day suffering easier?
- Yeah.
- NO, it doesn't.
You're wrong. We're gonna
do this every day.
- We'll show you. It'll make it easier.
- I'll prove it to you.
Human drama
is inevitable.
Suffering cannot be diminished.
You cannot escape, Tommy.
You'll see.
Existence is a cruel joke...
that entices in a form
of desire.
- Absurd theater of desire.
- I know, buddy, it hurts. It's painful.
- Wait here.
- Where you goin'?
To meditate
on desire and suffering.
- Can I come?
- NO.
Okay. _________________ Technically, you can call me a hitman.
Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?
Oh of course. I make a killing.
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mrsmercer109
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 3445
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:29 am Post subject: |
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oo ok thanx _________________
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Chew
Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 849 Location: new mexico
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject: Re: funniest scene thingy |
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mrsmercer109 wrote: | Mr. Hooten: Do you have a job, Tom?
Tommy Corn: I'm a firefighter.
Mrs. Hooten: Oh, God bless *you*! A hero!
Tommy Corn: I'm not a hero. We'd all be heroes if we quit using petroleum, though
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o my god i luv dat 2!!!!!
n dat wuz funy wen dey wuz al arguin n markz al lik telin dem dat jezis iz mad at dem n wen markz al lik ur a hipacrit n wen dat dude told mark 2 shut up n markz al lik u shut up n he thoz a bread at him i wuz lafin my azz of n dat hole part!!!! _________________ Im N Luv Wit Mark Wahlberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mrsmercer109
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:31 am Post subject: |
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lol i now i couldnt breath i was laughin so hard my moms like shes crazy its not even funny i luv his voice it sounds o cute lol _________________
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Chew
Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 849 Location: new mexico
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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lol i naw!!!!! _________________ Im N Luv Wit Mark Wahlberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mrsmercer109
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:29 am Post subject: |
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chew luv ur new sig very sexi lol _________________
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MarkIsSleeping

Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Posts: 1809 Location: Wahlberg Island
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:39 am Post subject: |
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chew, how did u get that special signtature? its very cool. love it says sexi _________________ Technically, you can call me a hitman.
Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?
Oh of course. I make a killing.
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Chew
Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 849 Location: new mexico
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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mrsmercer109 wrote: | chew luv ur new sig very sexi lol |
ha thanx ranie!!!!!! _________________ Im N Luv Wit Mark Wahlberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chew
Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 849 Location: new mexico
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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MarkMyBro wrote: | chew, how did u get that special signtature? its very cool. love it says sexi |
i got it of photobucket _________________ Im N Luv Wit Mark Wahlberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MarkIsSleeping

Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Posts: 1809 Location: Wahlberg Island
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Chew wrote: | MarkMyBro wrote: | chew, how did u get that special signtature? its very cool. love it says sexi |
i got it of photobucket |
i got photobucket. ill check it out. _________________ Technically, you can call me a hitman.
Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?
Oh of course. I make a killing.
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